Human Body Corporation Layoffs

 

April 4, 2013

Attention All H.B.C Employees,

Due to an energy shortage, it has become difficult for the Human Body Corporation to sustain all of its employees (systems/organs). To reduce the use of energy, we will need to shut one system down and layoff one worker (organ) from each system. Each body system and associated organs will be given an opportunity to persuade the corporation of their importance to the human body. Systems and organs will be judged on their efficiency, quality, and persuasive ability. To help us make a fair and informed decision, every system and organ needs to complete the steps of the corporation mission as declared in H.B.C Constitution.

Sincerely,

Medulla Oblongata

Medulla Oblongata

President of H.B.C

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By thedigestivesystemperiod

One comment on “Human Body Corporation Layoffs

  1. Don’t layoff the digestive system! The digestive system is most important because you wouldn’t be able to digest food properly(like breaking down the food material and receiving the nutrients your body needs to keep you alive.) Some of the organs in the digestive system that help break down the food are: the large and small intestine, the stomach, the liver, and the gallbladder. These organs are all very important to how the digestive system works. So it is pretty clear why you shoudn’t layoff the digestive system!!

    -Ashley Shylanski -Period D Science -The Digestive System

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